How to Win at Trunk or Treat
Paint a beard on your cute baby and borrow as much of your cousin’s hunting gear as you can pack in your minivan.
Bam
Aaand have an awesome husband that will talk to kids in a southern accent, and help them shoot a Nerf rifle, and blow duck calls, and say “Happy, happy, happy” a million times, for two straight hours. He’s pretty awesome.
The whole thing was pretty great. Lots of costumes and games, the petting zoo was cuteness overload – food, face-painting, fire trucks, bouncy castles.
And a baby with a beard
Husband strung up rubber duckies, and applied camo duct tape to a plastic gun (it discharged shells and everything – come on). I think he started by having each kid blow a duck call before they shot, but then the line got too long. Good, clean fun.
And El Meatball got goats and both of his grandmas on the same afternoon. It was a good day.
Closing epic-ness:
Spits and Wiggles 